This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind...
































Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 3 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted.

Mine is. So what?

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it's the first time i ever saw a blog of a different language. parang taglish (kumbaga konya sya sa lagay nayun) pero it's indonesian. basta basahin nyo nakakatuwa. para kasi syang...

toooooot.. and i didnt mind because.. toooooooot...... and that was it because.. tooooot... o the hell i was.. toooooooooot... and tooooooooot.... and tooooooooot

tapos wala na. the thing is, feeling ko interesting ung mga pinagsasabi nya kasi parang tga advertising rin sya.. i dunno.. just reading between the (english) lines gave me the impression that she's from the field.
hehe just read it baka maintindihan nyo =)

finally, nakapagpasa narin ng resume. thanks to ryann for guiding me.. tsaka si winkel naren, haha.. wala kasi talaga akong kaalam alam sa mundo ng makati except ang rufino at ang g4.. followed miles' advice. nakapambahay nga lang ako eh haha

quiz from rj's blog

jamxxxxx was a Charming Professional Cheerleader in a past life. Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me

jamk

i'm in love with him

My comfor zone is...
CLOSE COMPADRE
You really know how to connect with friends when you're one-on-one. Flitting from place to place isn't your style. Why waste time when you could be spending it with a good pal, or two, or three? Quaint cafés, old-school restaurants, the perfect bar stools at the corner bar — they're all great places for good food, fun, and conversation. Sure, there are times to fight the crowds at a sweltering party. But you'd probably rather spend time talking about the deeper issues in life and developing the kind of connections with friends that last a lifetime. After all, isn't that what friends like you are for?

Should we find you at a large party, we'd bet that you'd be the one chatting to someone on the couch or hitting the dance floor with your good friends. We'd also guess, though, that you'd prefer to be at a smaller gathering with your close crew of friends. Spending quality time with your clan is key for you whether that involves playing board games, talking until dawn, or just hanging out.

finally finished the borateam03 page. our thesis team has a webpage! haha OC! ..contains pictures.. actually nothing more than the accumulated pictures of our OJT and thesis adventures. can't help but reminisce...

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forwarded messages 101: hahahahahah!!!!

Man Falls Asleep At Church...

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's veryembarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him agood poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

kainis naman iba na ung lyrics ng mcdo chinese new year commercial!
dapat kasi ganto un eh..

kong hei fat choi ay nandito na
sa mcdo may regalong prosperity coupon
para to kay lolo, para to kay lola
para to sa buong pamilya...

tapos nakalimutan ko na! hehe

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forwarded messages 101: bwahahahahahah!!!!!

Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had
no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

i miss blogging
it's been a very long time since i last posted in my blog! well, been dealing with other things for instance.. wondering if the www.smspays.com thing is real. i've been sending lot of emails inviting people to click this link. get paid daw kasi to read advertisements and refer people to join. well let's just wait and see. naghihintay na nga ako ng advertisement sa cellphone ko eh. but the site says advertisement starts depending on your country. i haven't received any yet. well, since the philippines is asian texting capital, i guess ads will start no sooner.

i promise im gonna start looking for a job this week. best friends na nga kami ni lina eh. lina is from jobstreet.com who sends me companies/job openings that match my criteria. anyhow, this internet process thingie is too slow. imagine from hundreds of applicants lina's been sending those jobs to, i bet it will take the bosses an eternity to eventually land on my page. what makes me unique for these companies to look at my resume? nothing. well.. adding to that my memory loss on the advertising knowledge (if meron man nga).. nakalimutan ko na lahat ng pinag aralan as in! maraming marketing jobe openings.. pero MARKETING??? u know what i mean.

anyway this week daw kasi job expo sa school. punta ako school to apply. my first choice of company is unilever. if di ako makapasok dito.. ad agency na

title: Chika Lang
the night falls in a heavy, suffocating cloak, stricken are we.
the emotion for which you lust
flares once, then dies,
crushed by madness.
all hope must die.

your passion throbs no more.
how could you abandon me?
demons surround us, crying,
we are fallen.

my brother has a website!

33-8789366-5
my social security number

i was looking for job matches in myjobstreet... 6 matches! nothing interesting though

what i've learned from my email

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you…
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I’ve learned that you really dont have a story to tell unless you are in it
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it .
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the ass are permanent

sometimes i'm a dark person.
so here goes my dark poem.


Untitled

Around, all around, the mourners gather.
My dread grows as the dagger of your words
Falls against my naked soul.
It slays me, and darkly my
blood drips
to the thirsty earth.
In my madness I call your name
while death hovers close.
Now alone, my cascade of tears falls upon cold eyes.

This is your love



by [glitter girl]

create your own dark poetry

Nanood ako ng SOP sa channel 7 kaninang tanghali. Sa mga Front Act kasi nila may mga dancers galing sa iba-ibang pamantasan. Narealize ko lang na ang corny naman nila. Paskul-skul rivalry pang nalalaman. hindi nako natutuwa sa kanila. Nakakaasar chinicheer pa ung mga sarili nilang iskul. Hindi nalang mag-aral nang mabuti. Teka...
PUCHA GANITO BA TALAGA PAG TUMATANDA KA NA??

nothing much. just the tv and miko sotto.

I just cleaned my room and even though it's a small room, it took me all day to clean just a quarter of it. mama was inside the CR cleaning it with muriatic acid because our maid didn't clean it and she's in the province. And now it's so white that my butt would hold off temptation to release.

My favorite commercial now is mastercard: turtle. Cute! Both of them, ung guy and the turtle. Plus, I'm obsessed with spongebob too.

the matter of being alone

I've been home alone for 2 days already. Papa mama and everybody [except ate], have all gone to Pangasinan to fish. Ate naman has work from morning till 5. In the evening, alone din sana with my sister and the dog on new year's eve... buti nalang sinundo kami ni uncle to spend the new year with them. Nothing exciting to recount. Basta the normal way I spend new year. Eat, cover ears and lucis. Well, we used to record firecracker sounds at home, but we haven't done that in a long time since that year when people seemed to have fallen into a pit of depression that even Christmas lights were seldom seen in our village. I still remember the time when new year just sang its way to silent night, lonely night. But now I believe people have recovered. I just cant remember what happened during that year, if it had something to do with the economy whatsoever. Houses in our village are now competing with each other on holiday lights and decors. Patalbugan talaga. Now that ive spent my new year at my aunt's, kasama mga cousingsings, lalang, puro kain, nood tv at laro kay mojari. I missed my parents. Sana ok ang mga fishy.

This year is packed with reasons to celebrate life and to start doing something for a living. 4 already replaced 3 in 2003. the new year 2004 is 4 me. 4 everyone. 4 my family and friends. 4 God and country. 4 my hopes and dreams. Sabi ko senyo puro reason eh... [hoops... corny! pero kahet na new year, hindi parin ako magbabago noh… mananatili akong ganito]

Punyeta pardon me pero I'm now allergic to aud lang syne. Kainis every network plays it, as in yung showbiz version pa, di malayo sa that's entertainment song... I hope u hear what I mean. Nanririndi nako promis! I just wish I could compose a new year song that would replace it forever.

new year! im gonna get a job this month! positive thinking... positive thinking... positive thinking...

ps. I love spongebob squarepants!