{ J A M K A B L A M ! }

24.6.06

Mojari and Mon mon:
"FEELS LIKE SUMMER!"


Mojari and Mon mon were spotted sun-bathing by the kitchen entrance. A source says the couple is always seen having fun, tripping and barking at each other. A clear sign that the two lovebirds (or should we say, lovedogs) are bitten by the lovebug.

Boo, a close friend of the two celeb dogs has something to say about this issue. "Arrrrrf! Awoooo...." He says that the two are really great friends, although he didn't discount the idea that they may become closer some day. He wishes them both good luck!

Mon mon does Push-ups


Mon-mon, our newly-acquired beagle does push-ups whenever he's hungry. We called him to eat-and-be-merry, but he seems to be conscious of his figure that he does this excercise while filling up his stomach.

28.5.06

My quarterly post, haha

It was a long time since I last posted on this blog that I almost forgot my blog address! I changed it, and I tried changing it back to fireflight, but it's always an error. Anyway, I'm happy with jamkablam so let's stick to that. How is me by the way?
  1. I'm hooked up with my work. I almost abhorred accounts but then, I'm getting used to it.
  2. I just got a new phone and it takes beautiful pictures!


  3. I got Nate annoyed more than 3 times already, it takes a lot of effort not to do that again, hehe
  4. I used to be an Ubandub fan, but I'm gradually (take note: that's gradual) getting tired of them
  5. I'm always OT because of EK
  6. Some artist annoys me because he's supposed to be an artist, he's supposed to be doing his job! But he doesn't know some things that's shouldn't be my concern anymore. I want Sir Mannix back!!!!
  7. I thought I made it clear to my boss that I don't like to be part of New Media. But she gave me Jollibee and Greenwich websites to manage / take care of. Which means I have to report to wormie. But I'm trying to get used to that.
  8. I love Jimmy Eat World!
  9. I love Dylan in the Movies!!
  10. I always look forward to having lunch with these girls!

  11. Having trouble with the color of Yoshi's faded backlits
  12. Our EK Fireworks logo is hugely displayed in Greenbelt!!! yipeeee!!!
  13. Nate left me in Ortigas already, kaya solo flight ako sa Gonuts Mega
  14. My super kulit officemates give the energy I need for my projects

  15. Went to SM Mall of Asia last Sunday, May 27 with my High School barkada

  16. I miss Guyito so much already!





FIDDLING WITH PHOTOSHOP AGAIN...

6.5.06

Color Test

Yellow

You're yellow, the color of joy and energy — two things you definitely bring to everyone around you. It's hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in your presence; your sunny disposition and cheery outlook just won't allow it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you show friends and family (and strangers, too). Always ready with a lighthearted joke or heartfelt compliment, you know how to make people feel good about themselves, so they can't get enough of you. Yellow is a warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person — you!

23.4.06

Ang Holy Weekend

11.3.06

Freudian Inventory Test

Freudian Inventory Results
Oral (50%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.
Anal (40%) you appear to have a good balance of self control and spontaneity, order and chaos, variety and selectivity.
Phallic (33%) you appear to have negative issues regarding sexuality and/or have an uncertain sexual identity.
Latency (40%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (50%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.
Take Free Freudian Inventory Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

5.3.06

My Current Addiction
(aside from Jamiroquai) hehe

I'm totally in love with ITCHYWORMS. More than their wide range of impressive melodic influence and breathtaking riffs, there's the friendly sing-able lyrics that wakes up the fantasy-addict daydreamer. Their satire on life's daily ordinary occurences and cliches mirrors the melodramatic life of the average Pinoy. In short, MAY SINASABI SILA. Pakinggan natin.

19.2.06

nthn

3.2.06

PINOCCHIO'S BLOG POST AFTER A MONTH OF MENTAL STAGNATION
(inserts: with alter-ego, kablam's side & snide comments)

This is my long awaited blog post. Well, nothing happened much (utot mo noh!) Christmas and new year... still the same old thing (utot mo parin!) I got busy with all those parties and they're the same ones I went to last year. Well, may nadagdag nga lang pala kasi nabuo na ang Proactive Mulawin at ang C.O.T. (unfortunately for some inexcusable reason, hindi ka sinama dito). I completely loved my job in Flaunt but the system sucked. And system, accdg. to The Revised Kablam Thesaurus, means boss. And when the system sucks, your boss does MORE. I wasn't planning on resigning. Not until a company called me up for interview. (utot mo nag apply ka naman talaga) i really loved my job and it pains me to leave a place I've learned to love so well. (Taena! Umuwi ka na nga!) Finally, when another company already accepted me, i had no choice but to give up my position in flaunt and file for resignation to transfer to an unfamiliar place. (Loko loko! matagal mo na ngang dinraft ung letter mo eh) I don't know anyone who works near my office now. (Jonna? diba ka-lunch mo lang itong si Jam nung isang araw??) Plus, I have to deal with a long distance relationship now that I'm working in Ortigas already (ulul! leche ka! salot ang mga sinungaling!) I feel so alone here. (Sigh! [sabay inom ng gamot]) Here... where? I'm back to a field I think God wants me to stick to. Print creative & production. Plus a little bit something from my previous job cause i also handle a website. Yep. I know. Web & Jam, they're similar. They follow each other wherever. So that makes me the only one in Accounts with internet access! Mwahahahah.. but of course I'm not into abusing it or something (and i think I have to drink some more medicine...)

ON ADDICTION

Some may not understand why people are hooked up in some things. Take my ate for instance. She's so addicted with Jang Geum's life story that when we were in Ratsky, she would stare up where the television was to watch an episode of Jewel in the Palace, even if the only sound we could hear was the show band playing fucking RNB. I asked her if she understood what was happening. Said she wasn't sure and that she'd figure out the next day. And Nate is so addicted with The Lost Battlestar Jam. It's a kind of sandwich spread that's so delicious you'll find out it's not food I'm talking about. I am referring to Lost, Battlestar Gallactica & Jam. (feeling mo nman ikaw to Jam? Jam 88.3 lang to noh or yung Jam na spread or yung Jam na Jamming tayo! Let's play music... or yung Jamming tayo let's play drugs.) Oo na sige na. Whatever. Anyway the point is, why does there have to be something we people get hooked up on?? Why is there addiction, eventually resulting to an establishment of the Rehab Institution? Why is there the Tuna Salad Waffle to make me suffer and salivate whenever I pass by a waffle stall? Why does there have to be Katbau to introduce me to such Devlish Worship?? I used to hate Tuna. But Tuna.. never tasted this demonically good! And ever since my tastebud's pledge of loyalty to the Tuna Salad, tuna and waffles are never away from each other again.

24.12.05

What Kind Of Angel Are You?

HASH(0x8bda834)You are the Water Angel. Also known as the Ice Angel. You are known for your knowledge and playfulness. Anyone who needs help, always comes to you. You could figure out any problem in a jiffy. Some people say that your father is Albert Einstein. Who knows.


  • Your animal: The bottle nose dolphin, why you ask because they are                            extremely smart, and very playful.

  • Your color:     Dark blue, teal, and aqua.

  • Your word symbols: Intelligence, playful, and serious.

What Kind Of Angel Are You?
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I am the villain... NOT!

I now understand bullies. I feel for them, how intense their craving is to put the loser’s life in misery. It’s almost an exciting and fulfilling life to be able to search for ways to strike him at the peak of his vulnerability, the ultimate source of a bully’s gratification. In almost all the local films and telenovelas I watched that dealt with the bully and the physically and emotionally beat-up kid, I always sensed some downright hypocrisy on the customary circumstance that the beat-up kid is always the protagonist, and the bully the villain. Never have I encountered vice versa. Or if there ever was, I wasn’t able to watch it. Maybe because the material was pulled out due to a forecast of low profits or great loss, I’m not sure. But a depiction of the bully as the hero is a collision between the Pinoy’s nature and the desire of the outfit to make a story that’s out of the ordinary. Imagine Gladys Reyes ending up as the real heiress after all in Mara Clara. Or just think. The rich primadonna teener gets the guy in the end from Ms. Goody-two-shoes girl-next-door; or the insufferable brat of a character gets the highest billing in the movie posters than the sweet-looking matinee idol. Evil rules over good? A rare possibility. But hey, we’re talking about bullies here and bullies-can-not-conquer-the-earth-because-they’re-evil is not a valid argument. Actually, I have more sensitivity for the bully rather than for the character with the excessive qualities of a panting fad follower, social climber, habitual name dropper – a total loser to sum it all up – which makes the ordinary viewer want to beat him up even more. Oooops! This is becoming too personal again! Sorry. But really... what if the bullied one is the real villain?

(To be continued...)

23.12.05

HOW MYSTERIOUS ARE YOU?

When it comes to dishing personal details, is your policy show-and-tell or MYOB?

You got 13 out of 30!

DISCERNING DIVULGER.You're like a great-fitting corset—suggestive but concealing in all the right places. "You know when to articulate and when to hold back," says Ronald Curry, Ph.D., a clinical psychologist in Connecticut. "You have great instincts in social situations, like knowing what's appropriate to disclose on a first date versus what feels right on the tenth date." You always ask yourself, "How much is really relevant for me to reveal here?"

You also read body lingo well to see if people are open to hearing personal details, says Jo-Ellan Dimitrius, Ph.D., author of Reading People: How to Understand People and Predict Their Behavior—Anytime, Anyplace. If they look antsy, you'll don a Mona Lisa smile and zip it. Sure, you have enough confidence to talk frankly about yourself, but you're also aware that keeping mum (e.g. being vague with a new guy or declining to list all of your faults on a job interview) can boost success. "It's good practice in business and relationships to let others ask questions rather than volunteer info," says Dimitrius.

Quiz by Femalenetwork.com!

19.12.05

The Weekend Report

Reunion of the Starcomcized

My Starcom family invited me for some unidentified affair. Were we having some little Christmas party? I had no idea but I assumed it was something like that. The whole day I was at Makati, with Kat and our boss of course. And the thing about that Insular luncheon is another story. A long story. Anyway, at the end of the day (I hate using this) it was just Me, Shey and Rein who met up. Originally we planned on going to Rein’s friend’s wedding but we got tired and lazier by the minute and so we just had dinner at KFC. After dinner, we went to the park but there was no more seat available so we opted to go to Starbucks and sat outside, where the cold permeated our skin even if we were already wearing thick jackets. It was already 10:30 and I was supposed to be on my way getting home already since that is the latest I could stay in Makati in order to catch up a ride in Monumento. But since Rein and Shey had something to tell me, (and they even haven’t started yet!) I had to stay… ok for at least 20 mins. But as we all know, time is like your friendly hungry mosquito. It flies so fast! Furthermore, Rein speaks for 30 minutes, something you could re-tell another friend for just 5 minutes! And before I knew it, it was already 11:20. I should have expected this. Mukang magigising nanaman ako sa ibang kuwarto. And since I couldn’t sleep at Shey’s mansion at that time, we stayed at Rein’s. Yep. Stayed not Slept. We didn’t sleep and I felt guilty because Rein had only an hour of sleep previously because of work. Nevertheless, we stayed at Rein’s and because they had to continue the story, we needed some liquid.


Beer Competitives: THE PRODUCT BLINDFOLD TEST VERSION

Rein and I went to 7-11 to buy some beer. Shey was palpitating so she had to stay. At 7-11, there was no more SML so we had to choose among the San Miguel brands. We started a conversation about beers, from Pale Pilsen’s lawsuits on the dark bottle, to Beer na Beer’s controversial generic brand name – a conversation over the fridge that lasted for 10 mins. In between that and choosing which beer to buy, I came up with the most brilliant idea a human being could ever come up with in a span of a decade. Why don’t we try different brands and have a blindfold test? Great! But since we had limited budget, we only had money for one product line (I’m not sure if it’s the proper term) – which is the extra strong beer. We bought Red Horse (for SMC) and Colt 45 (for Asia Brewery). 500 ml each and a smaller bottle of Super Dry. I really wanted to try Beer na Beer against Pale (dahil sa commercial ‘to na ayaw paniwalaan ng ate kong pareho lang ang lasa nila) but I forgot to suggest na yun nalang! Then we bought fish crackers, some chips and special bibingka – a way of keeping that Christmas spirit in us perhaps while discussing some unsettled problem with the other starcommies.

Madali lang naman ma-identify which one is COLT45 and which is REDHESB (code yan ng Red Horse Extra Strong for AC Nielsen, which is sometimes REDHB). Ang Red Horse, extra strong talaga. Ang Colt, wala lang para lang syang tubig. Pero mas marami yata syang malt. Well, kaya nga sya tinawag na malt liquor eh noh. Si Shey naman patuloy ang pagyoyosi kahit na nahihirapang huminga. Parang ako nagkakape kahit na mamamatay na. Pasaway talaga.

We stayed up till late… ay mali. We stayed up till morning pala. But of course there are some idlip episodes pero malas mo lang kasi when one of us is awake and the other sleeps, bubuhusan ng malamig na tubig ung tulog. Bawal kasi matulog eh. Dapat nakatirik parin ang mata. We stayed outside sitting in front of our food-packed table. It was dawn and we had no energy left. When all the members of the family finally awoke, we had to go. Rein’s mom wanted us to eat breakfast first. Pero nakakahiya na so we had to leave. Then we were gone, a hint of despair still in our groggy eyes. But not completely discounting the thought that everything (whichever one it is) will be alright someday. On to the next party! But not till I get enough sleep.


A Brief Account of The Pageshop So-Happy Party Part 2

I knew it would happen. 7 out of 12... Well, that’s majority. But it’s so unlike before. It felt as if no one cared anymore. And Christmastime is not so Christmassy anymore. Well that’s just how it felt. Is it really that way or am I just… getting old?

As expected, we spent too much time looking for a place. But there were just too much people everywhere we went! We had no choice but to go to this bar with hip-hop performers posing as makabayans who convey their message through an array of painfully repetitive songs with excruciating lyrics that rhyme on every other word. God! I hate hip-hop! I could bear show bands more. I never liked hip-hop even when everyone in school loved it. For me it was either for the rich konyos or for the jologs. I was neither and so I stayed away.

Though it wasn’t much of his own crowd, JMK went. I can’t believe how amused he was over my seemingly excessive hair growth. And I can’t believe I actually wanted it cut!

As expected, Yanx, Ren and I slept over at the Pageshop office. We ate at Big Scoop for lunch. They went to divisoria and I headed home.

14.12.05

Slinky ASCII Mania

So you haven't heard of a SLINKY? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?? You've probably seen one and I bet you didn't know that it's THE SLINKY! Well, if you have no idea yet... and you're serious about having NO IDEA YET.. Slinkies are toys that kids have been bugging their parents to buy... well, that was in the past.. which was like what... 10... 15 years ago? Stretch 'em out, squash 'em up, swing 'em around ... slinkies can walk down stairs! Slinkies are the toys of infinite potential. And this well, slinky-fanatic I passed by on the web features all sorts of slinky-related stuff on her website. Well anyway, some tutorial in the site about ASCII art slinkies caught my attention. Share ko nalang.... really interesting kahit na medyo nakakalito't medyo mahirap. Enjoy! =)


ASCII Art Slinkies
Many of you have been wondering how to do one of those amazing "ASCII Art" slinkies seen all over this site (I've had thousands of inquiries! Well, one.. actually, they didn't actually say anything but i'm sure they were about to ask).

Here's how you do it:
  • Open you favourite text editor, word processor, email client, or typewriter case.
  • Press Shift (either will do) and hold it down, with all your might.
  • It is vitally important not to let that darn shift button pop back up during this operation. If this were to happen it could result in disaster and complete mangulation of your ASCII Art Slinky.
  • When you're feeling ready, take a few deep breaths and proceed to the next step.
  • You might want to press both shifts if it makes you feel better. This may make the next step a little difficult, however.
  • Press the 9 key once. Do not press the one on the keypad on the right-hand side of your keyboard. This is the most common mistake make during the create of an ASCII Art Slinkies. I don't want to see any more tears. Be careful guys - Hit the 9 key just above the I and the O.
  • Repeat the last step until bored.
  • Press the 0 (ZERO) key. See next to last point on the caution that must be taken here.
  • Slowly remove your finger(s) from the Shift key(s).
  • Pat yourself on the back.

  • 12.12.05

    THE OFFICE CONTRAVIDA QUIZ

    You got 22 out of 30!

    REPRESSED WITCH. You hide behind the air of "Who cares about them? I don't." You simply exist in the office and quietly resent what's going on especially if it won't benefit you. You'd rather not say anything bad about others so you seek for other ways to release your pent-up frustration through slamming doors, paper shuffling and all sorts of "pagdadabog". You prefer not to mingle with others.

    Quiz by Femalenetwork.com!

    8.12.05

    emote na

    My gosh! I am a mean girl! When i was logged on in YM as invisible, i saw my old boss with the status message: "ganito pala ang feeling!"

    I logged in with the status:

    "emoTIONS? ...emoTICONS po! ;)

    Then she logged out! Ahaha

    Long story... i'll post it some other time ;)

    3.12.05

    UNTITLED AS OF THE MOMENT

    One of my first attempts (after schooling) in composing a short story. I’m still hesitant about the ending though. I was planning to cut the first half of this and pass it to someone who could give it a better and a more justifiable finish. I’m still planning to post this in DA but not before I’m fully satisfied with it. Anyway ENJOY! Comments are very very welcome. ;)


    No Title Yet

    It was the time of the year when the sun shone the brightest. It was when people, women particularly, bared their skin, taking a chance for the sun to devour them alive. It’s the time when they showed off their thinnest tan lines hoping that the men who see it would invoke their wild imagination into formulating a conclusion that these women wore almost nothing under the sun. That they were lying in the beach with their gorgeous bodies ornamenting the God-given gift to the men who didn’t frequent their homes during vacation breaks. It was supposedly an ordinary summer at the beach. But for Tina, it was unlike any other she has ever had.

    Like the other women around, she wore almost nothing. Although her long hair was neatly tied up, it’s not hard to tell she was stressed. Her face was sweating hard and the conspicuous anxiety in her eyes is enough to draw people’s attention. The heat that embraced her didn’t warm her enough. It was an uncomfortable heat but something cold prowled inside which made her more uneasy. It mocked her for what she has done. What she had done exactly was not primarily of her own doing. It was the old man’s fault. But of course the fact is not going to absolve her of her guilt. Besides, it was her job. Or should she think it over, HE was her job. So it was not a valid excuse. The truth is, she isn’t used to this kind of life. She was just in it out of necessity.

    Along with her unwarranted guilt, she fled from the bar. Outside in the night, sand particles flew from every step she took. Coconut leaves everywhere were trembling from the hot wind, or probably at the sight of her. It seemed as if everything knew her little secret. It was dusk and yet she was not excited to see the sun go down like the other tourists. She, of all people, who appreciated nature and art more than anyone else, did not care anymore. Her life was different now. Well she used to call it a life, but she doesn’t know how to call it now. And instead of taking her place in the vast field of sundown spectators, she ran away, to her room in her apartment.

    When she reached her room she locked the door with her trembling hands and went straight to her bed until she saw something that petrified her. It was the boss.

    A sinewy man in his early forties was sitting on her bed. He wore only black. He was puffing a black cigar while caressing Tina’s photo in the frame sitting on her bedside table. A sly smile glided across his face when she turned to look Tina from head to foot.

    “At last… I almost thought you’d run away from me my love. Sit down.”

    “I was… I was trying to call you b..but it was t..turned off….”

    “No need for that darling. That’s why I came here. Aren’t you happy to see me?”

    Tina smiled her smallest smile. She thought he might not be able to see it so she smiled some more, unaware of her trembling lips. She was silent for what seemed to be an eternity in her lifetime. When she sat down on her bed beside him, she finally spoke.

    “I messed up badly didn’t I? I know you aren’t going to forgive me because they saw it and when I…”

    “Relax honey! You did great. There are just some things you can’t avoid in this business you know. I know… it’s not your fault.”

    Tina should have been relieved. She tried to find comfort in his words but she got lost. She knew it was not her fault. But she just couldn’t reconcile his kindness with what just happened. She had been doing this kind of stealth operation for years and she had already mastered it. He should be mad at her. She tried to steady her shaky voice by swallowing the phlegm that was building up in her throat.

    “Did he get it? Is he alright? I was too afraid to check on him you know, I’m afraid for myself. They were in every spot!”

    “Oh don’t you worry about him. My brother was as thirsty as a panting dog but he’s a bit… refreshed now. He’ll survive.”

    “So he got it? I thought they seized it from him! If they only knew… they should have been any kinder.”

    “Do not worry yourself too much. He’ll survive it. And tomorrow shall be the day and you will be there for us will you not honey? When we will bring him there?”

    “Of course… of course. I know it’s hard for you because he’s your brother. But I believe he will survive. The same way that you and I survived.”

    “One day to go and he shall be rehabilitated. I tell you my dear, when I saw him drink that bottle you gave him, he fully enjoyed it! He drank it as if it was the most precious thing on this island. He kept showing it to everyone, he tempted anyone who passed by. But we can never blame him for that. He’s not himself anymore! Everyone was envious of him. And then they came. Of course they knew that Coca Cola was illegal so they tried to seize it. My brother already drank half of the bottle when one of them, the chief I believe, snatched it away from him. Surprisingly he drank it too. And when he was finished with it he was asking for more! That’s why they went looking for you honey.”

    Tina was puzzled.

    “You mean they went after me because they want it too? I thought they wanted me in jail! I even thought they wanted to kill me!”

    “Oh they do. They wanted to kill you so they could get all the bottles of Coca Cola you’re hiding in here. And now everyone in the island knows about it!”

    Tina was not surprised at the boss’s gradually emerging anger. The boss calmed down a bit. He continued, a pang of frustration now evident in his voice.

    “My business is over now.”

    Tina tried to comfort him “It’s not yet too late. We can do something about it.”

    The boss replied. “Yes I know. I already have.”

    “What, are we fleeing this island? Did you make arrangements for us?”

    “Oh yes of course. I made arrangements that’s for sure. Are you ready?”

    “Yes… of course. Ummm… L..let’s go?”

    Outside the apartment, night vendors were once again bewildered at the sound they heard. They knew it wasn’t normal to hear a gunshot from somewhere. But considering that the authorities are in commotion chasing after the fugitive, who they say fearlessly delivered the mysterious contraband around the area, they shrugged their worries away. After a moment of silence, they went on talking about what to do with the millions the authorities promised them as reward for a tip or for turning the suspect in. People all around, while going about their businesses, remained vigilant, eyeing everyone who passed by.

    The gentle breeze carried sand grains in the night onto the sticky bodies of the beach enthusiasts. They were satisfied with what they have, great food, fine white sand, nice clean beach. But not until they discovered what lacked their summer would they finally say they have found summer paradise. For a time after this event in that busy island, the world would have discovered what the real thing IS and it would be legal and infinitely distributed to the boundless confines of this planet.

    A few minutes later after the mysterious blast was heard, a vessel steered away in the dark from the shore. Tina, wet from sweat as she is, was able to wear a genuine confident smile on her face. But it was more of a sneer than a smile. Her lips were no longer trembling but her eyes remained watchful. She knew too well that the body of the boss will soon be found but she was confident that when that happened, she would no longer be in the island. Inside she was ecstatic. Her plan had worked! She got a bottle of ice cold Coca Cola from the fridge as she took another look at the beach. She was thrilled when she felt the liquid run a line down her throat to her stomach. It relieved her thirst and refreshed her soul. A smooth “Aahhhh….” escaped her mouth. She wanted the people to experience this too. And so it became her life-long mission to make all the people in the world experience this kind of ecstasy from drinking a cold refreshing bottle of Coca Cola.